...and I quote...

I love quotes. These are some that manage to stick with you...

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"Yes, ma'am - I am drunk. But in the morning, I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly." -W.C. Fields

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"Some are born greaat, others achieve greatness, others have greatness thrust upon them." -William Shakespeare in Twelfth Night

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"Ignornace more commonly begots confidence than intelligence." -Charles Darwin

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"It must of really been worth hearing about if it was too awful to mention." -Olive Anne Burns in Cold Sassy Tree

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"Without music, life would be a mistake." -Freidrich Nietzche

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"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schultz

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"When they give you ruled paper, write the other way." -Juan Ramon Jimenez

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"No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is not try." -Yoda in Star Wars by George Lucas

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"Don't be so humble, you're not that great." -Golda Mier

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"My one regret in life is that I'm not somebody else." -Woody Allen

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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain

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"The world is but a canvas to our imaginations." -Henry David Thoreau

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"Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got." -Garth Brooks

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"Give me a museum and I'll fill it." -Pablo Picasso

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"Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted." -John Lennon

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"Feminism is a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America." -Rush Limbaugh

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If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." -W.C. Fields

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"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than to be crowded on a velvet cushion." -Henry David Thoreau

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"The cup of life is for him that drinks, not for him that sips." -Robert Louis Stevenson

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In three words I can sum up everything about life: it goes on." -Robert Frost

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"Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." -George Bernard Shaw

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"To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of one's voice." -Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

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"We know what we are, but we know not what we may be." -William Shakespeare, Hamlet

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"Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car." -Evan Davis

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"Get your facts first. Ten you can distort them as much as you please." -Mark Twain

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"It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it." -Mark Twain

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"I gloat! Hear me gloat!" -Rudyard Kipling

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A sufficient start...but not even the beginning of all of them that I have.